WWTD?

I got a call from my lawyer today asking if I had called my ex-wife a rather colorful expletive containing 4 letters, first letter being 'c'. It turns out that she has been recording all my phone calls to her as well as the times that I am at the house.

I'm hardly surprised. She gets us to the point of total frustration, winds me up like a clock, gets the argument going and hits the record button. Nice.

Not every ex is going to record you but best be prepared for the worst. As a friend of mine used to say, "Trust in the Lord, but lock up your camels!"

In response to my lawyer's question I asked him if her lawyer had said that I prefaced the 'C' word with the words "M***** F***ing B**** of a" as the chances are that if I didn't it must have been someone else on the phone.

For years there was this fad for wearing WWJD? bracelets. Asking 'What Would Jesus Do?' is one way, I guess, to keep oneself on track in the face of what life has to throw at us. I'm thinking of bringing out a line of bracelets myself with 'WWTD?' In my case it means, 'What Would Tony (Soprano) Do?'